blogging live . . .. from the blue blanket Part I

So I really wanted to go to an Oscar Party or something where you get to make fun of the insane celebrity outfits.
However, I have a disgusting cold.
It's really gross.
So I am going to blog from the most glamorous place ever . ..
my bed
Pierre is in the other room playing some sort of a game . ..
Regis is blabbing about Miley Cyrus . .. yet again
and the actual Oscars should be starting soon . ..

Since I'm not doing the whole "Oscars party" and whatnot, and have not seen most of the movies this year, I am really here just to make fun of people.
Ah, so there is Kristen Chenoweth who apparently is performing? Who knew? And Keira Knightley looks like if you blew on her, she'd fall down. Kind of like a feather in lipstick.

Note to self . . . should see "Juno"
end of note
Oh . . . I get why people are performing, for best song, like the other year with those crazy people from Crash where it looked like Frumah Sarah was comin up from the grave in all that smoke.

Yeah that was fun.
Ha.

p.s. people are counting down to this show . . . like the new year's eve ball drop.
It's pretty funny. It just went from 4 mins to a a min and a half.


Oh no . . .here goes Jon Stewart making bad political jokes. He is ragging on Obama for the fact that his name rhymes w/Saddam's. Amazing .. .

Note: George Clooney is one of the only men who really looks good with gray hair.

My fiance is sitting here in his Superior Chair
telling me
how talentless the actors who present on the Oscars are
I"d like to see him try it.
Ha.

Oh . .. and Anne Hathaway's dress looks like she was wrapped up as a Christmas gift. Unfortunately, perhaps too tightly.
Or is that just the stick up her ass?
hmmm