they only come out at night . . .

i think my upstairs neighbors are vampires

there are reasons for my nutty conclusion
let me explain
We never see them during the daytime, ever.
They both have the palest, ghostwhite skin you have ever seen, in all your born days.
They start making noise at around 11p.m.
And then they make a lot of noise
Like they are carrying dead bodies around
or having lots of sex up against a wall
they always look kind of sick
and dont come out in the daylight
i think those are reasons enough

but honestly
ive got a good supply of garlic cloves
so i should be ok for the night

if you dont hear from me . . . .make pierre check my neck
ha
night guys